LC: Well, "Pudge-The-Pest" decided ta bother me again taday! I was nappin peacefully on my favrit humminbird throw chair, an she decided to come up an annoy me. First, she is so heavy an clumsy that she makes the chair rock.
Then she sat with her butt in my face (and she farts)...
When I complained, she decided to squirm around for a bit (rocking the chair more).
She wins! I finally left to find another chair ta nap in. Oh Bast, that kitten is gonna drive me crazy...
Three girl kitties sharing space with The Big Thing that has a lot of strange powers and control over our lives. But we love him anyway...
The Big Thing is the Provider of Stinky Goodness, Opener of Doors, Cleaner of the Litter Boxes, Protector from Thunder and Other Loud Noises, Tosser of Toys, Giver of Treats and Kitty-Crack, Scritcher, Calmer of Hissy-Fits, and Warm Body.