Friday's Feast

Appetizer
What is the nearest big city to your home?

Washington DC, the only big city that thinks it oughtta be a State. Aktally, we only know its da nearest big city cause The Big Thing took Mike The Mysterious ta visit while he was here an he said it was a “big city”. We aint nefer been there ourselfs (an don’t wanna).







Soup
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how well do you keep secrets?

Mebbe a “1”, since we tend ta keep secrets about ourselfs. But iffen ya wanna know annything about the other kitties inna house, the rool is “jus ask, we’ll tell”!

Salad
Describe your hair (color, texture, length).

Well, we is all about 1” hair length, ‘ceptin our whiskers which are much longer. Skeeter: “Mine is orange an white wif a kinna rough texture”. LC: “Mine furs are black an white an softer than Skeeter’s”. Ayla: My fur is tan an brown an unbeliefably silky, as is proper fer a Princess Meezer”!

Main Course
What kind of driver are you? Courteous? Aggressive? Slow?

Aggressive definitely! Ya cant drive a strange cat outta the yard or a squirrel up a tree by bein courteous or slow…

Dessert
When was the last time you had a really bad week?

Late February 2006. That was the last week that The Big Thing went away each day an left us alone. He hasn’t gone away a whole day efer since then!

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